No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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