So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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