you told grandpa to call you daddy
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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