I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
