Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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