why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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