i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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