cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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