I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize