No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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