We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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