Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
