we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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