We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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