They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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