school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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