It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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