You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just cropdusted the office
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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