You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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