On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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