whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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