But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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