Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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