Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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