Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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