sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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