told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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