Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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