this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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