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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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