Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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