Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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