We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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