Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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