ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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