Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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