My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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