Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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