North Korea, Best Korea!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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