I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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