summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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