it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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