Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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