Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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