if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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