kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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