I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it's great music for shaving your balls
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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