Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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