We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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