careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Randomize
