I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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