im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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