I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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